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Thu, 16-May-24 6:40 AM (1 hour ago)
So we took turns staring out the window at the darkness... Till the boredom overtook us, and he began to speak...
Thu, 16-May-24 5:39 AM (2 hours ago)
How long does sperm live when put inside me? if I was to always have a living sperm inside me, how often would it need to be put there?
Thu, 16-May-24 5:36 AM (2 hours ago)
When my work anxiety is fully engaged, I can actually hear it in my voice. Yet, apparently, other people can't. Or am I just experiencing a symptom of it?! 🤷🏻♂️
Thu, 16-May-24 2:33 AM (5 hours ago)
I miss sex. I love sharing this greatest of life's joys,, but opportunities are few and far between these days. Work has eaten my life, and I am guilty of letting it do so.
bugga
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 16-May-24 12:52 AM (7 hours ago)
I've been told that this is where I should post things I wouldn't post on Facebook. Is that still correct?
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!
rodswim likes this
Thu, 16-May-24 12:37 AM (7 hours ago)
"Knuckle deep inside the borderline ...This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to ... ... ...Relax, slip away"
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more than 3shakes and its a wank 😁
(7 hours ago)
to rodswim's comment.
Wed, 15-May-24 11:03 PM (9 hours ago)
At the moment, even if we check ''no'' in settings, at ''Allow non members to view your photos'', people not logged in can see pics. Is this new, or a glitch?
Probably a glitch of the new format. I don't like it at all and have gotten about nowhere with Customer Service.
(4 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 15-May-24 10:18 PM (9 hours ago)
Go away from my window Leave at your own chosen speed I'm not the one you want, babe I'm not the one you need
Pffft a lady don't spit...wait you mean that kind,I almost the same answer but I need a good chaser 😆
(9 hours ago)
if a bug flew into my mouth.. yes!
(8 hours ago)
Wed, 15-May-24 8:47 PM (11 hours ago)
As anyone ever tried making brown sugar from granulated sugar and molasses...takes a while but it's cool.
Yeah well I couldn't be bothered to use mine,besides if I need some for my late night baking I'm not about to use my processor 🙃 hi sweet Lenny,only took a couple of minutes.
(10 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
I told u she is sweet. Brown sugar…..
(10 hours ago)
Hi gorgeous! Its true.. my people are all beautiful.
(9 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Brown sugar, just like a young girl should now..........Yeah.........
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 15-May-24 8:37 PM (11 hours ago)
When people say "oh you look like my friend" I feel bad for that friend, because they look like me
Mr_Vein likes this
Wed, 15-May-24 8:20 PM (11 hours ago)
Apparently it is National Stockings Day today. Much as a love to see ladies in stockings, especially with suspenders, seems a strange thing to celebrate
smitten4u likes this
some nob juss makes this shit up, so today is national thumb inya bum day :w0t:
(8 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Wed, 15-May-24 7:12 PM (13 hours ago)
Ive posted tons of photos over the years and only 3 of my girl. 2 of those 3 of her have made the top five of my pics. Itll take about 6 more of her to make me her backup profile. Thanks nn 😆
Wonders what’s wrong with the third one 🥺
(12 hours ago)
well more guys than females here for sure
(12 hours ago)
Wed, 15-May-24 6:30 PM (13 hours ago)
Bollocks, gonna have to start house hunting tomorrow. How's the week treating everyone else?
Wed, 15-May-24 5:36 PM (14 hours ago)
Sure would LOVE to chat with a lady while I stroke over her!!! A tribute anyone?
Wed, 15-May-24 3:48 PM (16 hours ago)
Wondering how most people access this site. Tablet with keyboard 100% of the time for me.
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 15-May-24 1:48 PM (18 hours ago)
Registered license surrogate Breeding Bull ,available for claiming owner looking to gift to new master mistress or both if needed Ican sire IQ 149 photographic like memory ambidextrous AB neg blood t
I got as far as bull abd stopped reading 😆 🤣
(16 hours ago)
Bmb, and then never finish your status. People with high IQ's must do things different than the rest of us common folk. And how does one become a registered license surrogate breeding bull?
(13 hours ago)
hornyfukcer likes this