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Mon, 6-May-24 1:44 PM (7 hours ago)
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I’m always incredibly flattered and turned on when I make Popular Male Verified. Thanks NN!
MellieK, Rick12111 and Mr_Vein like this
There's a lot of competition to get on the homepage, so it's well deserved Ohio🤝
(6 hours ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
I see that,congratulations handsome xxx
(6 hours ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
I’m always flattered if someone says hello🤣
(2 minutes ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 11:53 PM (21 hours ago)
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Flowers anyone?
(3 hours ago)
I’d take some tulips. I always have tulips in my house at this time of year.
(2 hours ago)
I can buy myself flowers
(1 hour ago)
Nop
(54 minutes ago)
Yes, please.
(4 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:28 PM (7 hours ago)
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Talking Heads drummers teasing us with hints at a possible reunion. I’d walk barefoot across broken glass to get a ticket for that gig.
Saw David Byrne in 2018 Royal Concert Hall Glasgow. Great gig, still had the voice & moves then, so I'd be hopeful a reunion gig would be good
(16 minutes ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (1 day ago)
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Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
I think that’s a generous interpretation, bmb. Would seem odd to address a comment to anyone but the person posting it, in my opinion. But who knows…
(1 day ago)
I’m certain I’m guilty. I read the comments from others so I’m adding to that conversation but then if no one else reads comments…hmmm guess I have to be more careful with my wording.
(1 day ago)
The only time I employ third person is when its couple and I'm unsure of which half is reading...
(1 day ago)
smitten4u likes this
I guess that makes sense, sf 169 - the comment that led to my status was on an account that is clearly a woman though. It just felt off.
(1 day ago)
smitten4u likes this
I get tired of the captions obviously written by a man such as..."my man's thick cock" or "I love sucking my man", or the thousands of other variations. We know you're a dude, at least some of us do🤔
(36 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 8:12 PM (40 minutes ago)
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Happy Monday, folks. I hope it's a pleasant start to the week.
Mon, 6-May-24 5:36 AM (15 hours ago)
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Bank Holiday here in the UK.......(off to find pink suction dildo)
A classic bank holiday activity
(13 hours ago)
EmilyRay likes this
I didn’t know that Pink released a range of sex toys.
(12 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom and EmilyRay like this
Wonder if it would stick to the patio doors for in and out door use
(5 hours ago)
EmilyRay likes this
Omg I love this idea!!!
(1 hour ago)
thehornywelshguy likes this
Love the pic of you stuck her to the bottom of the bathroom beautiful view of your ink…have you ever thought of put the toilet lid down and sticking her to it?
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (19 hours ago)
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tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
I just need a new house. My fantasies have morphed into having a utility room and a garden 😂
(14 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
And morning lovely people!
(14 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
la sug na ... oh vomit vomit
(12 hours ago)
We have an Instant Pot. But we also have room to store it (barely). It has its uses but definitely not every day.
(10 hours ago)
We have an instapot and she uses it a lot. I've yet to use it. But Lasagna sounds good right now!
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 9:15 AM (11 hours ago)
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Three days of 9 hour training a day, I need a hot bath and a someone to massage my broken body 😂
I hope you got paid double on a bank holiday
(5 hours ago)
Sadly this is my hobby not work!
(4 hours ago)
thehornywelshguy likes this
Ah cool worth every second then
(4 hours ago)
Wait, theres less than a million offers??
(3 hours ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Come get in the spa, then do a soak in the pool.
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:40 PM (7 hours ago)
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Monday Needs a joke...
Did you hear about the 1st restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food but no atmosphere.
(6 hours ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
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(5 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Thank you sunshine 🌞 spank
(5 hours ago)
I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’ He said: ‘Those are pickled onions
(5 hours ago)
Masochist begged a Sadist to whip him, Sadist said 'no'....
(1 hour ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 6:43 PM (2 hours ago)
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I began a new blog today . Subject the day I was bent over and fucked by my boss , making it one of my best and worst day of my life . In the
Dudeman007 likes this
I’ll be updating it daily hopefully will have it finished in a couple of days . Want to share it in hopes of helping someone else
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 6:05 PM (2 hours ago)
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You Matter! Unless you multiply by the speed of light... then you energy.
Agent_K, smitten4u and paul01224 like this
Sun, 5-May-24 6:14 PM (1 day ago)
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Favorite song/genre.....can be 1 or as many as you like.... I know I have quite a few smile
If I was in a music quiz, I reckon I’d do okay(ish) covering most genres until the boy band questions.
(7 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
You can come in as many times as you like sexy smittens 💋...hi sunshine 🌞, hey sexy Agent 💋
(6 hours ago)
Artistic, Agent_K and smitten4u like this
Honorable mentions for Foo Fighters - Everlong, Faithless - Insomnia, and Massive Attack - Safe from Harm. Hmm needing a Massive Attack fix now!
(3 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Impossible to choose one song but a gentle is easy: 60s/70s soul
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
*genre
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 8:28 AM (12 hours ago)
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Scheduled for another minor surgery on my boob. Admire them while you can raspberry
McPhallus, Fbvines and BryanP47 like this
They're not going anywhere!
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Wishing you the best for your procedure!
(4 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thank you 😘
(4 hours ago)
Good luck, Shaq, I'm sure everything will go well,
(4 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thnx hun xxx It's been a big problem, so happy to finally get it sorted!
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (18 hours ago)
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Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
Guernsey is known for its milk, not its tomatoes. Didn't your people tell you that?
(16 hours ago)
they were udderly irresponsible i guess
(16 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl and McPhallus like this
Indubitably.
(16 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
I've often wondered if people can tell the difference between my profile pic and the Grant Wood painting.I mean when people see the Grant Wood painting, do they say "Hey look, there's Lenny!"
(4 hours ago)
I honestly know some people here for ages and never knew what they looked like. Never cared either. But, I'm visible wink
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 3:02 PM (5 hours ago)
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Horny as usual but not getting lucky
Mon, 6-May-24 2:49 PM (6 hours ago)
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sissy for a MA. Male.
Mon, 6-May-24 2:17 PM (6 hours ago)
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I am looking for a lovely caring tactile guy or TV/TS for regular sexy fun, possible relationship xxxx
Might want to try notices or the TV/TG/CD site located at the top of this page.
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 10:14 AM (10 hours ago)
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Robert DeNiro’s waiting…..
Relaxer and Rick12111 like this
Talking Italian...........
(10 hours ago)
Agent_K and Mr_Vein like this
I'm now thinking of Sara & Keren from Bananarama! 🥵🤗
(6 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
Fri, 3-May-24 4:15 PM (3 days ago)
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got a brand new haircut smile
I need a haircut
(1 day ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I just need hair
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl and Laphroaigh like this
You've been approved, Laph...for what, I'm not sure, though wink
(18 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
*hugs and kisses everyone for being awesome grin
(7 hours ago)
I’ll take the man hugs Laph
(6 hours ago)
Thu, 2-May-24 5:25 PM (4 days ago)
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That's all she talks about (He's wearing velvet pants, he's wearing velvet pants)
Fbvines and smitten4u like this
It's groovy, groovy It's groovy, I guess He's wearing velvet pants
(4 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I'm guessing I've no clue what this is about
(4 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
It is a song
(4 days ago)
Ok
(4 days ago)
Propellerheads in my head. Cadence, wattage, its a groove thingI..
(8 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 9:29 AM (11 hours ago)
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Any ladies wanna char?
grill? blink
(11 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
I’m not a coffee drinker, so wouldn’t say no to a mug of char, unless of course, blokes are excluded.
(10 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Supposed to say chat. We can grill too if yall want! 🔥🍔🌭
(9 hours ago)
yawl ... yawl ... what the f is it with awl this yawl crap by all yawl out there?????
(9 hours ago)
Lightly grilled artic char, with a dill butter sauce and sauteed new potatoes
(8 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 11:58 AM (8 hours ago)
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Laughing to myself because a Steely Dan song with the wrong lyrics, “Slappy, Don’t Use the Roomba” is stuck in my head. Have a great week NN
McPhallus, Agent_K and tugking70 like this
Mon, 6-May-24 10:41 AM (10 hours ago)
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I guess I cant spell chat. If you can figure out how to chat w/ me I dare you.
Tried the chat room? On occasion real women are there.
(10 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx and McPhallus like this
Im struggling with it on mobile 🫤 im trying 🤤
(9 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (20 hours ago)
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Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn
oooooooo food porn..thanks!
(20 hours ago)
😁
(20 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Looks delicious 😋
(17 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Looks delicious! Hi everyone!
(10 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 8:35 AM (12 hours ago)
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What’s on the agenda for you gangsta’s today?
Just got home from hospital appt, so feet up and relax for me
(12 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
might cut me toe nails love
(12 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
*Hands the bolt cutters to Wodja
(10 hours ago)
Thunderstorms all day, whatever we do will be inside.
(10 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this