Interesting things to know about
me: |
My
Starsign: |
Virgo
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My
Favourite posters on NN are: |
bloody loads of 'em
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Interests I have are: |
Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Water Sports, Yoga / Meditation |
Other
Interests I have are: |
world domination, well, er, yours anyway..... |
I
am also up for: |
Anything!
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I
have been a Member of NN since: |
1-May-12
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Other |
Body Type: | Huge |
Body Shape: | Apple |
Height: | 4' 0" (122cm) |
Weight: | 111lbs (7st 13lbs) (50.3kg) |
Eye Colour: | Green |
Hair Colour: | Bald/Shaved |
Best Feature: | Toes |
Pubic Hair: | Natural |
Tatoos: | All over |
Piercings: | None, Lip, Clit, Ears, Tongue, Pussy, Eyebrow, Nipples, Cock, Nose, Navel, Other |
Penis Length: | 12" (30.5cm) |
Penis Girth: | 1" (2.5cm) |
Circumcised: | No |
Breasts: | Reduced |
Bra Cup Size: | JJ |
Bust: | 22" (56cm) |
Waist: | 44" (112cm) |
Hips: | 22" (56cm) |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | Post Graduate |
Employment Status: | Part Time |
Industry: | Adult |
Job Role: | Other |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | Like Chimney |
Drinking: | Alcoholic |
Food Preference: | Non-vegetarian |
Religion: | Other |
Sense of Humour: | None |
Social Behaviour: | Shy |
Personality: | Home body |
Libido: | Non Existant |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | On the bridge of the ship while entering earth's atmosphere, the ride was kind of hairy in er,more ways than one ;) |
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Spoken Languages: |
Finnish, Mandarin, French, Norwegian, Cantonese, German, Swedish, Japanese, Spanish, Portuguese, Korean, Italian, Turkish, Arabic, Greek, Polish, Urdu, Dutch, Welsh, Other
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My Favourites: |
Movie: | xmmyrt part three (the directors cut) |
Actor/Actress: | lyhironir dchyzzert |
Book: | the qwaqryty fables |
Author: | pytiy gsdr - who taught Anais Nin all she knew.. |
Song: | htyutr ju'' kolloi ( but the original version) |
Band: | mmmm tough choice but yes...lkloottrt troui |
TV Show: | the alien in the earth body of Jeremy Kyle. |
Sport: | zzzzzzzzzz.....boring |
Drink: | earth brandy is good but you wana try hghthtyr |
Food: | axaxesrr straight from the ground, barely alive |
Pastime: | earth people ....watching 'em |
Thing: | yes....the bright young feisty ones |
Sex Position: | engaging all three tongues while copulating |
Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| einstein,but too late,alas... |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | Transporting willing humans back home |
What makes me sad: | ahem...things going wrong during experimentation. |
What makes me mad: | Continually changing policy from the mother ship on planet strategy |
My bad habits: | Too much sexual inter action with the human species....I am picking up bad habits....and I aint referring to monks,eivver. |
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My Final Thought: |
The meaning of life is... Extracting the urine on status before then extracting the knowledge, quirks and customs and eventually your valuable minerals, before boarding the spaceship to go fifth to prosper while we leave you with Trumpy and Boris in charge..
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